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15 Pearls Of Wisdom We’ve Meticulously Strung Together Into A Powerful Rivière Of Knowledge
Pigeons are actually art geniuses!
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1 The Kid Tom Hanks from ‘Big’ Said the Movie Would Be a Grooming Scandal Today
The statutory storyline between Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins is a little less romantic once you think about it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Everyone’s Taking Shots At Hannah Gadsby’s Anti-Picasso Exhibit
As an art show curator, critics are telling Gadsby to stick to comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘So Go Get Somebody You Like’: Matthew Broderick Remembers His Clashes with John Hughes on the ‘Ferris Bueller’ Set
Working with the famed director wasn’t always a walk in Highland Park
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Sneaky Tricks Used By Cops To Get What They Want
The cops can lie to you, including saying they have evidence when they don't, to extract a confession.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
On his current stand-up tour, Birbiglia reveals the secrets behind comedy magic
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- By Matt Solomon
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Patton Oswalt Has Three Words for Grads: You Poor Bastards
Oswalt offers positivity, despite grads ‘about to enter a hellscape where you will have to fight for every scrap of your humanity and dignity’
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- By Matt Solomon
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CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
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- By Tim Grierson
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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15 of the Best Jokes from Dana Carvey and Wayne Brady on Their Shared Birthday
The two comedy legends share a birthday and the uncanny ability crack everyone up
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- By Erik Barnes
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Sports Rules Designed for the Unlikeliest of Circumstances
Ah yes, it’s the Ken rule. We made that because of Ken
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 of the Most Disgusting Ways People Have Tried to Predict the Future
You’re one burned sheep’s liver away from hitting the lottery
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Hometown Heroes With Complicated Relationships with Their Hometown
The Clash said it best… “Should I stay or should I go?”
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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These Are the Facts: It’s 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Animaniacs’
Including the revelation that there’s a fourth Warner sibling
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- By Zanandi Botes
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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
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- By Ian Garner
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Aubrey Plaza’s Promotional Push for Big Milk Has Turned Completely Sour
April Ludgate soured on plant milk, but the vegans are punching back
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Silly Celebrity Cameos Where They Literally Could Have Gotten Someone from a Temp Agency
Many cameos are fun and satisfying. These ain't them.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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‘No One Can Really Get it Wrong Unless They Call Me Kenneth’: Eddie Izzard Clarifies Her Name and Pronouns
The comedian offered up the chillest, most graceful explanation of how she would like to be addressed
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- By Ian Garner
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Dana Carvey Refused to Let Robin Williams Anywhere Near the Church Lady
Carvey worried that Enid Strict would need a stretcher once Williams was done with her
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Elon Musk Says ‘The Essence of Comedy Is to Reveal the Truth’ While Twitter Helps Authoritarian Governments Conceal the Truth
Musk blasts liberals for being untruthful while he helps despots silence detractors
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Downcycled Art That Turns Peter Griffin into Jesus Christ
Texas-based artist and tattooer Tyler Turnbull is painting ‘silly things into unloved art’
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- By Ian Garner
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